Keith Richards snorted his father + coke
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 - 3:51PM
As if we all didn’t already know that Keith Richards batshit insane. It’s too bad the Stones (pre-1980) are one of the best bands of all time, otherwise I might feel a little weird about liking the tunes of some dude who snorted his father’s ashes cut with cocaine.
Update: Keith’s manager, of course, says Keith was only kidding around. Right, ok, totally plausible, just like that wardrobe malfunction that one time, right?






zomg! of coke mixed with gunpowder is called “brown brown” is coke mixed with cremated remains “bone bone”?
i slay me!
Comment by eric L — Tuesday, April 3, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
Give the guy a break, I mean, his dad’s ashes were right there. What else was he supposed to cut his blow with?
Comment by Kato — Tuesday, April 3, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
“…You’re not the only one with mixed emotions…”
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070323/capt.sge.ihl56.230307181219.photo00.photo.default-512×375.jpg
Comment by Todd — Wednesday, April 4, 2007 @ 6:01 am
sorry, that link broke.
http://tinyurl.com/3962ze
Comment by Todd — Wednesday, April 4, 2007 @ 6:02 am
WTF.
Seriously.
WTF.
I’m like completely in shock right now.
So. Screwed. Up.
Comment by Randall Bennett — Wednesday, April 4, 2007 @ 9:01 am
It was a different era, Ryan. You just wouldn’t understand. Prude.
Comment by veronica — Wednesday, April 4, 2007 @ 9:40 am
Man, right about now would be a great time to do a fake PSA: “Don’t do dads” would be the tagline.
Comment by Conrad — Thursday, April 5, 2007 @ 12:12 am
Keith snorting his father vs. Ozzy snorting ants… who wins? I think Keith… you?
Comment by jose8a — Thursday, April 5, 2007 @ 6:01 am